About the “Captain”

The Captain got his start some years ago by experimenting with dried alien food and chromatic based drinks.  He currently resides in North America and frequently walks in order to get to where he needs to go.  You can reach him here or at his toll free number.  Please be gentle when leaving comments, his skin is made of stone and he has an IP tracker that can find a needle in a shit storm.

Potty trained with a valid drivers license and a true respect for gravity.